Answer to last month's quote
"What do you want me to do? Wack a guy? Off a guy? Wack off a guy...cuz I'm married."
Peter in the episode where he accidently hires a hitman on Lois.
Other answers accepted:
The fat guy
That episode with Louie Anderson.
Answer to February's quote:
"It's a beautiful baby girl! Oh no she has a penis!"
Peter in the episode where he and Lois try to have another baby while Stewie tries to prevent it.
Other answers excepted:
the fat guy
The episode where Peter sings the Lois song to Lois.
Answer to January's quote:
"Now kids, daddy only drank so that the statue of liberty would take her clothes
Peter, in the first episode: Other answer accepted:
The first episode
episode with the Kool-Aid Man.